Yep, I got me this newfangled intranet thing and so I have my own web page. You got a problem with that? Just keep yer traps shut and maybe you'll learn somethin', if not, I'll have to knock some sense into ya! You people always act like you got somethin' stuck in yer craw, well, get it out or get out!

I ain't got time to mess with no foolishness, ya hear?

 

I spend my time packin' up them there records, or whatever you people call 'em nowadays, at the Wichita Falls Records warehouse. I'm the shippin' supervisor. That means I don't have as much time as I would like to tend to ma chickens. Poor babies. But I do enjoy watchin' the Dallas Cowboys, when they ain't draggin' their sorry asses around the field like a bunch of lazy young uns!

Oh, I gotta get back ta work now. It seems there's a fella in New Jersey who wants the new Sprague Brothers record and he's fit to be tied! Aw, murder...